What He Means When He Says…

What He Means When He Says…

Did you people know I went through a recent heart stomping, pitter patter shattering, life altering, attitude adjusting, confidence crushing, breakup?   Oh, you did?  Well, here’s some guidelines for how to sift through the bullshit during “the breakup.” “I need to work on myself.”  =  (I need to work on fucking anyone who isn’t […]

10 Very Reasonable Reasons To Break Up With You This Week

10 Very Reasonable Reasons To Break Up With You This Week

    …as told by a completely rational and emotionally stable adult woman.     10.)  I tied my hair too tight:  Do you even know what it truly takes to rock the fierceness of a Kardashian Inspired bun for an entire day?  No; you don’t.  I know you don’t because one time, for fun, I […]

The Internet Isn’t Real

The Internet Isn’t Real

Facebook Status Update: Real Life Status Update: I haven’t been able to eat since you told me you didn’t love me.     Facebook Status Update:  Real Life Status Update: I don’t want to have sex with anyone but you.   Facebook Status Update:  Real Life Status Update: It’s weird how the heart still beats […]

Self(less)ish

Selfish: adjective (of a person, action, or motive) lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one’s own personal profit or pleasure.   “Tricia, can you not look at this so negatively please?” “What is the positive here? Please since you’re so enlightened.” “The positive is we both get to focus on improving our careers and […]

When Your Boyfriend Says He Needs Space

When Your Boyfriend Says He Needs Space

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